sirloins

So the girl I lost my virginity to many years ago and I were chatting tonight. Her birthday is today making her only two days older than I am, but I can't help but give her shit for being older than I am.

I told her that girls mature faster than guys so even though we're both 28 *years* old, mentally she's already hit 40 whereas I can now legally drink.

I mean, am I wrong? It's a proven fact that females mature faster than guys do.