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sirloins

San Pedro, CA

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Saturday Feb 11, 2006

Feb 11, 2006
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So... here's a bittersweet story of love lost.

Last night a girl whose pants I've been trying to get in for the better part of two days *finally* decided that she'd give it up.

Things had been going well all night. With our minds properly anesthetized we were thinking and acting less like two people and more like a male and a female.

I had planned all of this though and so I had a tiny room in a shitty little hotel around the corner. We made it back and things continued only now clothes were coming off. Things were progressing perfectly when it just... happened.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

Whiskey dick. *boo* *hiss* blackeyed puke tongue eeek mad shocked whatever confused surreal blush ooo aaa bok

But luckily I bounce back quickly after failure. I told her I was gonna go to sleep and that I'd try again in the morning.

"It's not my fault, is it?"
"It's not my fault, is it?"

I finally told her yes so I could get some sleep.

She left sometime in the night which was unfortunate because I woke up with some serious morning wood.

Oh well. Another night, another opportunity. wink

VIEW 19 of 19 COMMENTS
slide:
a kind of shelled creature like a mussell or oysters smile
Feb 12, 2006
jordan:
weird. i was actually born late and quite blue tongue wink
Feb 12, 2006

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