sirloins

What you're seeing is a 10-ton truck hanging over a small bridge. We were driving with our headlights off and didn't even know we were on a bridge when suddenly the whole truck just... fell. I was practically sitting on the door and saw water out of my window when my driver started to back up. I yelled for him to stop and to get out.

By the time he was out the door, I was already in the driver's seat.

Oh, good times. Good times.

My lovely man and I last Christmas.