Ok, so I was just standing naked in front of my mirror and I think I'm shedding those holiday pounds rather nicely. I've decided that to motivate myself, I'm going to get that nice Hulk tattoo I've been wanting just as soon as I lose that last unwanted pound. SIRLOINS SMASH!
Also, tomorrow I test drive a Mazda that a german girl is selling to me for waaay cheap. Backstory: Her american boyfriend at the time let her have his car. Problem: It's not to german-safety specs. The cost to have it converted is beyond what she can afford. Solution: She just has to unload it cheap onto an American. Booyah! I've seen it in passing but haven't driven it. I know it's not that old though. For $500 I'd be a sucker *not* to purchase it.
Unfortunately, not only did I just put on pants, but I haven't been able to shake my addiction to vagina rock.
I've got the acoustic versions of Nelly Furtado's Try and Hey Man! on repeat and I just rediscovered some Dido songs. Does this mean I am to be ridiculed? The answer is yes.
My 24-hour shift starts in 15. See you all tomorrow!
Good SirLoins everyone!
Also, tomorrow I test drive a Mazda that a german girl is selling to me for waaay cheap. Backstory: Her american boyfriend at the time let her have his car. Problem: It's not to german-safety specs. The cost to have it converted is beyond what she can afford. Solution: She just has to unload it cheap onto an American. Booyah! I've seen it in passing but haven't driven it. I know it's not that old though. For $500 I'd be a sucker *not* to purchase it.
Unfortunately, not only did I just put on pants, but I haven't been able to shake my addiction to vagina rock.
I've got the acoustic versions of Nelly Furtado's Try and Hey Man! on repeat and I just rediscovered some Dido songs. Does this mean I am to be ridiculed? The answer is yes.
My 24-hour shift starts in 15. See you all tomorrow!
Good SirLoins everyone!
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Now about this Hulk tattoo... Are you talking about The Incredible Hulk or Hulk Hogan?