When my cousin Sara was born, she was the tiniest baby I had ever seen. Only about 6lbs and some change. When I saw her for the first time I was just in awe...
Me "Wow! What do you feed a baby this small?"
Aunt "Booboos."
Me (Amazed) "Wow."
I was 19 years old at the time and I totally forgot that babies drink from funbags. I tried to play it off with that second "wow," but I don't think it worked.
I don't know what made me recount this tale of innocence lost.
Me "Wow! What do you feed a baby this small?"
Aunt "Booboos."
Me (Amazed) "Wow."
I was 19 years old at the time and I totally forgot that babies drink from funbags. I tried to play it off with that second "wow," but I don't think it worked.
I don't know what made me recount this tale of innocence lost.
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morgan:
I do the same thing, I let people slowly discover how fuggin' crazy I am! Though it's also fun to make it a complete and total surprise!
dujour:
hrmm Beer at MCD's. I bet its gross. Knowing that restaurant. They have pizzas in canadas. It's weird what they will have around different places.