Good evening all
how are we this fine Saturday? This post is specially for people who want to get to know the girl behind the pictures. So if you're still reading this, I must have your attention
So I'm from New Zealand but I live in Australia. My Aussie boyfriend refers to me fondly as his dirty Kiwi. I do admit, I am dirty, and I am a Kiwi... meh, I'll llow it. He also enjoys making fun of my accent and insisting that I say "cook me some eggs, bitch" for his amusement... a hundred million times. Allow it, I will not. When I got sick of the cold summers in New Zealand I headed for Sydney where I was to discover that Aussies have a very repetitive sense of humour. It turns out that the same joke is still funny even after two years of hearing it every single day. I never knew the word "six" could be so freaking hilarious. I've decided to start charging people $1 every time they ask me to say "fish & chips". I should be able to buy myself a round of beers by the end of tonight.
So, previous to me immigrating to the land of the skinny white bogan, I studied motorcycle engineering for two years where I learnt how to be a professional smart ass. Since graduating I keep making up my mind at least once a year that I'd like to become an astrophycisist, but then the idea of travelling around the world on a motorcycle sounds like much more fun.
I'll probably post more about myself if people are interested enough. Ok, got a seventies party I must attend.
Have a good evening all!


So I'm from New Zealand but I live in Australia. My Aussie boyfriend refers to me fondly as his dirty Kiwi. I do admit, I am dirty, and I am a Kiwi... meh, I'll llow it. He also enjoys making fun of my accent and insisting that I say "cook me some eggs, bitch" for his amusement... a hundred million times. Allow it, I will not. When I got sick of the cold summers in New Zealand I headed for Sydney where I was to discover that Aussies have a very repetitive sense of humour. It turns out that the same joke is still funny even after two years of hearing it every single day. I never knew the word "six" could be so freaking hilarious. I've decided to start charging people $1 every time they ask me to say "fish & chips". I should be able to buy myself a round of beers by the end of tonight.
So, previous to me immigrating to the land of the skinny white bogan, I studied motorcycle engineering for two years where I learnt how to be a professional smart ass. Since graduating I keep making up my mind at least once a year that I'd like to become an astrophycisist, but then the idea of travelling around the world on a motorcycle sounds like much more fun.
I'll probably post more about myself if people are interested enough. Ok, got a seventies party I must attend.
Have a good evening all!

Haha the first thing I think of when NZ comes to mind is Flight of the Conchords!
Have fun at your 70's party