from your summary i noticed that you claim you are a BAMF. just so happens i'm a BAMF as well. much is still to be discovered about the BAMF but, the most important thing is that each BAMF is usually the baddest ass motherfucker that ever motherfucked. the meeting of two BAMF's is a rare occasion and should always be a documented event. i've contacted the Discovery Channel and proposed my idea of the BAMF to BAMF encounter to be filmed and exquisitly narrated by Marty Stouffer from Wild America (used to be broadcast on PBS). i have yet to receive a reply, but i am certain that meetings in the production room are taking place regarding the issue. i'll keep you up to date on the segment with the proposed title: BAMF: Chance Encounter
forgive my drunkenness
-darren