There is a lesson here, but FUCK IT!! Ill never learn it
I had a planned day off and an appointment down in the city fer some more color on my arm.
Man it was a beautiful day ,I woke up early without having to hear that god damn buzz of my alarm clock. My pepples tasted better than they ever had before. My pot of coffee was fantastic and got me right percolated. The girlz on SG looked oh so fine and the birds were cawing long enough fer me to grab my shotgun and eviscerate them
I knew at this moment - standing on my deck in the sunshine with my still smoking Mr SNUFFELUFFAGUS it was gonna be a GREAT DAY!
So off I go in my bad ride
now unfortunately fer me I live near a town that I hate
there are a lot of elderly here. NOT THAT I HATE THE ELDERLY!! but I do hate how they drive.
Any where they go in a car , they go slo .Its also like it's the first time they have ever seen civilization looking everywhere but the road
I must have come upon at least 30 cars that were doing 60 kilometers on a 100 kilometer highway arrrrrrrrrggg!!! the frustration of trying to pass these people on a busy highway is almost too much to bear
but still when I pass em, I gotta chuckle
alls ya see is blue hair an knuckles at ten and two
any how on with my story, a lil aggravation and an hour later im in the big city of Edmonton and go straight fer some ink injection therapy.
Always a pleasant time and conversation whilst my tattoo guy turns my arm into hamburger. Pay the bill , book my next appointment and im off.
Where to you ask? Showgirls fer lunch a couple of beers and some beautiful neked women.
lunch blew goat!! , the beer was good though . BUT THAT'S THEIR JOB ,and the women ---were--- fine
so off I go again , just driving along to pick up a couple of things and here is my road .I m in front to take a left hand turn - I get the flashing green arrow and I proceed then all of the sudden this fat fuckin hairy guy in a lil red chevette leans out of his car and starts yellin at me calling me a fucking asshole and raising his fist . At first I started to slow down checking all my mirrors looking back to see if I did any thing wrong . no ---- NO I DIDN'T WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GUYS PROBLEM!!!
I saw that he was taking a left so I took the next two rights and a left to come up behind him and sure enough I did , right on his ass !!! he goes up about 6 blocks givin me the finger periodically then takes a right goes down 2 blocks then the MUTHER FUCKER slams on his brakes but I was ready ,out the car and just get to his door to pull him out and he tried to peel off But it's a chevette he had no power to peel . So back in the caddy lay down the pedal and im on his ass again - another 2 blocks he takes another right then up 6 then another right to the same intersection were where this all began . He has a green light to turn right but I knew what he was doing he was gonna wait fer it to turn red and jump out in front of the other vehicles to loose me and sure enough ,there were a plethora of cars I had to wait fer . But I made my in , up 2 blocks and the light turns yellow. And by fucking god there he is second car back from the lead on the left hand side . I got out of my car ran up 5 cars and I was gonna beat this fucker so hard that god was gonna feel it
as im running I see the drivers window open on the lil red chevette so I reach in and pulled and SHE SCREAMS!!!
IT SCARED THE SHIT RIGHT OUT OF ME !!! I HAD THE WRONG PERSON !!! I HAD THE WRONG GENDER!!! OH MY FUCK !!! BUT IT LOOKS LIKE THE SAME FUCKING CAR !!! so alls I could do is quickly apologize and ask her to pull over up at the Dairy Queen as so I could explain .To my surprise she did and I explained my actions to which she was quite understanding
thank god or else she could have called the FIVE - O and they woulda taken me downtown
so I guess the lesson is _ to be a lil cooler when a product of incest calls you an asshole and shakes his fist at you from another vehicle , smile at him and show him it doesn't bother you
maybe a nice wave atop that Then make sure you show not your aggressive driving but calmly follow him staying at least 5 to 6 car lengths back till he reaches his residence then run out beating his fuckin ass on his doorstep
I LOVE BEING ABLE TO TEACH LIFE LESSONS!!!!
stay cool kitty kats
ciao
I had a planned day off and an appointment down in the city fer some more color on my arm.
Man it was a beautiful day ,I woke up early without having to hear that god damn buzz of my alarm clock. My pepples tasted better than they ever had before. My pot of coffee was fantastic and got me right percolated. The girlz on SG looked oh so fine and the birds were cawing long enough fer me to grab my shotgun and eviscerate them
I knew at this moment - standing on my deck in the sunshine with my still smoking Mr SNUFFELUFFAGUS it was gonna be a GREAT DAY!
So off I go in my bad ride
now unfortunately fer me I live near a town that I hate
there are a lot of elderly here. NOT THAT I HATE THE ELDERLY!! but I do hate how they drive.
Any where they go in a car , they go slo .Its also like it's the first time they have ever seen civilization looking everywhere but the road
I must have come upon at least 30 cars that were doing 60 kilometers on a 100 kilometer highway arrrrrrrrrggg!!! the frustration of trying to pass these people on a busy highway is almost too much to bear
but still when I pass em, I gotta chuckle
alls ya see is blue hair an knuckles at ten and two
any how on with my story, a lil aggravation and an hour later im in the big city of Edmonton and go straight fer some ink injection therapy.
Always a pleasant time and conversation whilst my tattoo guy turns my arm into hamburger. Pay the bill , book my next appointment and im off.
Where to you ask? Showgirls fer lunch a couple of beers and some beautiful neked women.
lunch blew goat!! , the beer was good though . BUT THAT'S THEIR JOB ,and the women ---were--- fine
so off I go again , just driving along to pick up a couple of things and here is my road .I m in front to take a left hand turn - I get the flashing green arrow and I proceed then all of the sudden this fat fuckin hairy guy in a lil red chevette leans out of his car and starts yellin at me calling me a fucking asshole and raising his fist . At first I started to slow down checking all my mirrors looking back to see if I did any thing wrong . no ---- NO I DIDN'T WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GUYS PROBLEM!!!
I saw that he was taking a left so I took the next two rights and a left to come up behind him and sure enough I did , right on his ass !!! he goes up about 6 blocks givin me the finger periodically then takes a right goes down 2 blocks then the MUTHER FUCKER slams on his brakes but I was ready ,out the car and just get to his door to pull him out and he tried to peel off But it's a chevette he had no power to peel . So back in the caddy lay down the pedal and im on his ass again - another 2 blocks he takes another right then up 6 then another right to the same intersection were where this all began . He has a green light to turn right but I knew what he was doing he was gonna wait fer it to turn red and jump out in front of the other vehicles to loose me and sure enough ,there were a plethora of cars I had to wait fer . But I made my in , up 2 blocks and the light turns yellow. And by fucking god there he is second car back from the lead on the left hand side . I got out of my car ran up 5 cars and I was gonna beat this fucker so hard that god was gonna feel it
as im running I see the drivers window open on the lil red chevette so I reach in and pulled and SHE SCREAMS!!!
IT SCARED THE SHIT RIGHT OUT OF ME !!! I HAD THE WRONG PERSON !!! I HAD THE WRONG GENDER!!! OH MY FUCK !!! BUT IT LOOKS LIKE THE SAME FUCKING CAR !!! so alls I could do is quickly apologize and ask her to pull over up at the Dairy Queen as so I could explain .To my surprise she did and I explained my actions to which she was quite understanding
thank god or else she could have called the FIVE - O and they woulda taken me downtown
so I guess the lesson is _ to be a lil cooler when a product of incest calls you an asshole and shakes his fist at you from another vehicle , smile at him and show him it doesn't bother you
maybe a nice wave atop that Then make sure you show not your aggressive driving but calmly follow him staying at least 5 to 6 car lengths back till he reaches his residence then run out beating his fuckin ass on his doorstep
I LOVE BEING ABLE TO TEACH LIFE LESSONS!!!!
stay cool kitty kats
ciao
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