sinistarr

I'm starting a "get Krystal the fuck out of Texas" fund..

Anybody wanna donate?

Ok so.. Mardi Gras was fun for a day..
Until the ambulance and paramedics got involved..
Apparently one of my best friends is an epileptic, so the lights and what not during the Mardi Gras parade caused her to have a seizure..
That, by far, was the scariest shit I've seen in my life.
Appreciate your friends and tell 'em you love 'em every chance...
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MARDI GRAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So we meet again people of the SG world..Happy monday? Ok..yeah..sorry. There's no such thing. ANYWAYS! I got a package in the mail today and I'd just like to share what was in it..

Toothbrush (!?@)
3 Peniseses
Glow n the dark condom
Lots of stickers and flyers
2 demos
3 SG buttons
Star sucker
A tiny bottle of Tabasco
A key (for what..i don't...
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Yeahhh I can't fucking SLEEP. So, helloooo SG world. I'd like to thank my good friend...really..good...friend.. George for this account. He fucking rocks so hard. Boobs are also pretty nice to look at when ya can't sleep.

and yes, I'm still bitter about V-day.

Check me out. Ima newb! No, not really. I'll be sure and put actual interesting stuff to read in here, later.

Oh and..
The dreaded Valentine's Day is coming up soon...and guess who doesn't have a valentine?? Yeah, that's right. Yours truly.