Some of the things that have just bothered me most this year.
. Welfare queens with a Louis Vutton, size 0 jeans, and a coat THAT IS OBVIOUSLY TOO SMALL FOR THEM, It's even worse if the "on parole" baby daddy is there in an Ed Hardy shirt and hat, and a sidekick. When did Ed Hardy turn ghetto? (did I miss this memo)
.Jeff Dunham, need I say more?
.girls that pretend to like girls in front of guys. (die)
.fake tattooed sleeves. really? wtf is wrong with you?
.fat bitches at tattoo conventions getting belly tattoos. again, really?
.Zombie McCain
.Clay Akin (we already knew you were gay)
.Brittney Spears specials. (does anybody care anymore)
.bands like Nickleback, and Hinder. and the people who like them.
.parents leaving their kids to die in cars.
- The list goes on but I digress.
We've all grown a bit kids,but I think my growth got stunted. Is it too late?
Only time will tell.
After all I have survived a jankity lung, a failing heart, and all the hate that can fit into an 114lb frame. Some things change.
Some things will always, always stay the same.
And even this, now, I "type" in circles.
It's not easy leaving out the "funny" though most days it gets left behind. To all my twisted friends, much lurve. With you all I can be myself, and laugh. Laugh
Now set your egg timers...and get ready.
. Welfare queens with a Louis Vutton, size 0 jeans, and a coat THAT IS OBVIOUSLY TOO SMALL FOR THEM, It's even worse if the "on parole" baby daddy is there in an Ed Hardy shirt and hat, and a sidekick. When did Ed Hardy turn ghetto? (did I miss this memo)
.Jeff Dunham, need I say more?
.girls that pretend to like girls in front of guys. (die)
.fake tattooed sleeves. really? wtf is wrong with you?
.fat bitches at tattoo conventions getting belly tattoos. again, really?
.Zombie McCain
.Clay Akin (we already knew you were gay)
.Brittney Spears specials. (does anybody care anymore)
.bands like Nickleback, and Hinder. and the people who like them.
.parents leaving their kids to die in cars.
- The list goes on but I digress.
We've all grown a bit kids,but I think my growth got stunted. Is it too late?
Only time will tell.
After all I have survived a jankity lung, a failing heart, and all the hate that can fit into an 114lb frame. Some things change.
Some things will always, always stay the same.
And even this, now, I "type" in circles.
It's not easy leaving out the "funny" though most days it gets left behind. To all my twisted friends, much lurve. With you all I can be myself, and laugh. Laugh
Now set your egg timers...and get ready.
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