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Wednesday Dec 14, 2005

Dec 14, 2005
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A moral dilemma...

Upon arriving home today, I was welcomed on my front porch with a non-descript cardboard box. I examined the label, and the addresse was not myself, nor those who lived here before me, nor my immediate neighbors. Furthermore, the address was exactly correct; there could be no mistake that it was meant to come here.

Some additional information: The package says "perishable", and comes from M rs. Fields, that doyen of fine cookies known the world over.

So, do I take the cookies and eat them, knowing with certainty that they would be quite tasty, or, do I attempt to rectify the situation, get the cookies to their rightful owner, and risk the cookies losing their divine flavor in the process?

The choice is all yours.
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morbidkitten:
You made the right choice my friend if a box of cookies arrives at your doorstep it would be foolish to not eat them..they are cookies! biggrin
Dec 15, 2005
simonkelly:
Morbid Kitten, yours is the type of logic that all men should respect!!!
Dec 15, 2005

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