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Kansas City

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Sunday Feb 13, 2005

Feb 13, 2005
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Today it occured to me that there is one crucial ingredient missing from what would otherwise be my happiness and wellbeing. My quality of life would be increased 300% if there was an individual whom would provide me with scalp massage on a regular or semi-regular basis.

And this is where you come in. I am seeking a female willing to rub my head. Males need not apply, as I find the idea of a dude providing me with any degree of massage to be creepy as all hell. No offense, it just weirds me out.

*YOU WILL BE REWARDED.* While I will admit that direct monetary reward is deferred, I am fully prepared to reward my scalp-rubbing operative. Dinner (both restaurants and home-cooked by myself), movies, small gifts, nights out on the town; heck, I even enjoy giving headrubs in return!

Don't miss out on this SPECTACULAR DEAL!
risetoruin:
And he can fix sinks like nobody's bidness!!! YEAHHHH
Feb 16, 2005

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