The internet is mainly populated by:
- teenage libertarians who live with their moms
- atheists who jerk off to Richard Dawkins
- conspiracy nuts who can't shut up about 9/11
- tough guys who could totally kick our faggot asses
- racists
- Nigerian millionaires
- emo kids
- 16-year-old girls
- pedophiles
- Rick Astley
Just an observation.
dryad:
aw, I'm not any of those. 
heigai:
I saw what you did there. I agree that "facepalmiest" works better, though. 