silverfang

In the United States, a guy is in his car on the motorway when it arrives at a traffic jam. A while later, someone knocks on his window. The guy rolls down his window and asks "What's happening?" The other guy says "Terrorists have taken Bush
hostage and demand a million dollars, otherwise they will pour gasoline on him and throw a match at him. So, I'm going from car to car to collect donations."



The driver asks: "And how much do people give?"


"5-10 litres. It depends."