Monday Jan 29, 2007

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I was so exhausted that I slept through my entire birthday. No one woke me up. On the plus side, I had a nice dream where I was a global dictator.
jcerik:

you are funny

Friday Jan 05, 2007

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Happy New Years everyone. Australia got a clean sweep in the cricket and I won a fair bit of cash at the bookies. So it's a good start to the year for me. I had a pretty good 2006 and I have high hopes for 2007. I wish you all the best in your respective lives and hope you all find much success and...
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Monday Dec 25, 2006

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Merry Christmas everyone! Me and my close mates have a little Christmas tradition where we give each other insane tasks to perform for monetary reward. I had to stick 3 needles into the shaft of my penis for $500 which I did (and will never do again). My mate Whiskey had the craziest mission, he had to shave his balls and drink the pubes in...
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richardson:

thank you for your lovely comment! blush

Sunday Nov 26, 2006

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Australia is kicking England's arse in the Ashes test which makes me feel very fucking good because I hate the Poms and their failures fill me with joy. I predict a 5-0 win for Australia at the end of the Ashes and I may not be Nostradamus, but I know my cricket so if I am wrong may my anus be invaded by mutant...
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