Jesus rode dinosaurs that ambushed a giant Christmas tree farm guarded by a purple monster which resulted in the Great Pine Tree Massacre of 1203
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qbug:
You're only on my list cuz you look good naked.
pamalicious:
oh, the great pine tree massacre. if only they still taught the childrens about such horrific events..