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Monday Feb 21, 2005

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139.8lbs and 6% bodyfat. Where exactly is this 6%?

I was about 10 seconds from asking out Sarah. What happened in those 10 seconds that prevented me asking? She got all weird as her boyfriend walked in. Normally I miss all of the 'signals' females use to denote interest, she was so loud and clear 2 other people pretty much asked if I was blind or dumb for not asking her out. My response was "She has a boyfriend, I'm 100% sure of it." Another win for my theory that "Chicks make no sense", my bet on a complete unknown going against all obvious and practical data made me correct, maybe a pattern will emerge eventually. On a side note, I've decided to stop getting massages from Becky, even my humor makes her uncomfortable currently, and that annoys me more than her.

I quit my recently joined Montclair State Dungeons & Dragons group as reality and fiction stated to overlap. The Dungeon Master said "You pass through the planar mists and emerge into a village of retards." I looked around the table, and in fact, I had...
I seemingly can't deal with new role-players with 0 common sense, they make me furious.

Sasso found my hockey girdle, thank god, as they no longer make them like they used to.
dimnova:
where is the other 6% you ask? up your nose.
chicks will never make sense.
keep 3/12 open for me please.
Feb 21, 2005

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