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My main computer died, so I ordered a new one.
I applied for a job at the Federal Reserve and passed the HR interview. I have to go through an extensive background check. FBI fingerprinting (will pass). Drug test (will pass). Employment verification for past 7 years (um, hopefully they do not find out what I have been doing during that time lol) (no idea if I will pass). Credit check (will pass). Working there means I get to drink with Marta even more than I already do. I may die.
I'm still not talking to non-metal. Metal has been acting weird and asked me if I love her while I was drunk and at Chiller this past weekend. Marta tried to pick up the check for dinner for the 20th time in a row so I said something along the lines of "My sugar momma can't pay ALL the time". She responded by saying into my ear "You know you like it" then proceeded to kiss me half on the lips and half on the cheek. Awkward. Good thing her boyfriend wasn't there yet lol. Although she did tell him that she and I took a nap together 2 weeks ago. Awkward again lol.
I really need to think of things to do with a date. I can't really think of a damn thing.