I swear the people I associate myself with are taking stupid pillz in the morning.
"Hey Im pregnant!"
"Really, hows the dad taking it?"
"Dad?"
"Oh jesus -_-"
1 1/2 years later
"Im pregnant again!"
"OMFG Did you not learn the first time!?!"
"Apparently not."
"Apparently your fscktarded, you need to have your head examined........hows the dad taking it?"
"Dad?"
"Oh just fscking shoot yourself!"...
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