Last night I didn't get a piece of ass because I passed out...curse you weed and alcohol..... 
SO... We all went over to dustins and got shitty drunk...my brother was the worst...I will never let him drink a 40 of Rogue Ale....he was pretty fucked up cuz he only weighs 165lbs...he got so beligerant we all wanted to dropkick his ass...
Anyway I woke up early and I think I'm going to buy my best friend lunch...she couldn't be there last night
AND on another note:
I need a woman who'll give me a constant piece of ass... I can't take it anymore...I want someone to keep me satisfied in every way possible.... Dustin just didn't do it for me last night...ha ha ha....he fucking woke me up while I was passed out to tell me that I was snoring....
I don't give a fuck if I'm snoring...No ONE EVER INTERUPTS MY SLEEP....
Ok so do i got any volunteers for constant ass??? Don't worry you'll never be disappointed in me...
SO... We all went over to dustins and got shitty drunk...my brother was the worst...I will never let him drink a 40 of Rogue Ale....he was pretty fucked up cuz he only weighs 165lbs...he got so beligerant we all wanted to dropkick his ass...
Anyway I woke up early and I think I'm going to buy my best friend lunch...she couldn't be there last night
AND on another note:
I need a woman who'll give me a constant piece of ass... I can't take it anymore...I want someone to keep me satisfied in every way possible.... Dustin just didn't do it for me last night...ha ha ha....he fucking woke me up while I was passed out to tell me that I was snoring....
I don't give a fuck if I'm snoring...No ONE EVER INTERUPTS MY SLEEP....
Ok so do i got any volunteers for constant ass??? Don't worry you'll never be disappointed in me...
starry_eyed:
i won't be your constant piece of ass, but good luck in that endeavor
dirty__1:
HHHMMMMMM...distance could be a problem here......Plus I'm not a woman so there's that too.......I guess that knocks me out... DAMMIT!!!
DAMMIT!!!