There is nothing that makes me feel like more of a douchebag than watering my goddamn lawn. It's grass and weeds. But my landlord asks me to do it, and even though he won't let me have a dog - my rent is hella cheap and I don't wanna fuck that up.
C'est la vie.
C'est la vie.
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bill_the_cat:
It's not so much a worry as it is a desire to avoid feelings of guilt. Mind you, if I'm dead...
bill_the_cat:
You can't have a dog, but can you have a vegetable garden? That would be a far better use for all that water. Definitely less douche-baggy.