On Martin Luther King Day, my wife and I celebrated our dedication to racial harmony by watching Conan the Barbarian and Conan the Destroyer back to back.
It's not even a joke how much better the first movie is, is it?
It's not even a joke how much better the first movie is, is it?
Mongol Warrior: Conan! What is best in ilfe?
Conan: To crush your enemies. See them driven before you. And to hear the lamentation of their women!
Damn skippy.
Aces. YouTube how I love thee:
And this isn't even my favorite bit! My favorite bit is when they break into Thusla Doom's sanctuary, and Conan tips over the big cauldron of green cannibal soup. That just rocks.
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I don't remember either of those films at all.