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Definition of fun: When you ask a lesbian out to a strip club and she accepts then proceeds to get you drunk and buy lap dances for you.

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That was one wild night; I think I needed it though. That said: I highly doubt a repeat performance being in my future...I'd never been in a room of so many losers before in my life. Ick.

My friend Liat, the lesbian, she was rolling her ass off all night to top it all off. Which made buying her a lap dance back very easy to do.