Man did I just go through an emotional two days.
I hate it when I'm forced into being human.
But I also was stuck in a situation where I HAD to speak Hebrew - and finally I did.
Go me!
Okay, enough flirting (goddamn I've had enough flirting for one weekend) with it. Here's the story:
I show up at my sister's place for my sister's best friend's going away party and my sister's best friend is supposed to be there.
Instead her Palestinian boyfriend who only speaks Hebrew is there: Great, no translator - this is going to be fun.
I somehow managed to speak Hebrew for 2 hours until Andi shows. Brilliant.
Andi shows. Still no party. Party was supposed to start when Andi showed up. Fine. Waiting...
13 people are supposed to come. 13 people in this tiny 2 room apartment?
Yes.
Fine. We chill out and wait for my sister and some people to show. They do.
4 hours later.
The party gets started. 3 bongs, 2 joins, 20 beers, two bottles of Vodka, one sound system linked to a laptop, and Red Bull.
But no one is showing. Fine, I'll call my people then. I came for a party goddamnit.
3 hours later the party properly gets moving.
I start to realize that I'm the center of attention. WTF?!
Oh yeah, I just finally got together all my friends at once...I've officially accidentally hijacked a going away party.
Fuck. Andi's pissed and in the other room with the Arab dudes. And every chick in this room but my sister (and one guy) are focusing all their attention on me. Note to self: STOP SMOKING POT. Shit.
Okay, what to do? Hmm, do I appologize now and end the party or enjoy the massive amount of playing that I'm doing. I wonder.
Option explicit: Try to flirt with every chick in this room and get away with it.
One problem: Nyissrin. She's still pissed that I went home with the other chick 9 months ago...and DAMN would I like to go home with her now.
Alright well, you can't win this all...Let the mind games begin.
------Fade to next morning------
Sara?
Yeah?
Did I piss off Andi last night?
Yeah.
Bad?
No. It was Nyissrin who she was really pissed at.
Good; I embarassed the hell out of myself.
Why?
Cause there were so many people there I know and Nivi is really fucking smart and he probably caught every little stupid thing I did all night.
Dude, lighten up. You were the life of the party.
I hate it when I hear that.
P.S. I'm thinking of getting 'Thank you' tatooed to my right theigh and 'Come again' tatooed to my left. What do you say?
I hate it when I'm forced into being human.
But I also was stuck in a situation where I HAD to speak Hebrew - and finally I did.
Go me!
Okay, enough flirting (goddamn I've had enough flirting for one weekend) with it. Here's the story:
I show up at my sister's place for my sister's best friend's going away party and my sister's best friend is supposed to be there.
Instead her Palestinian boyfriend who only speaks Hebrew is there: Great, no translator - this is going to be fun.
I somehow managed to speak Hebrew for 2 hours until Andi shows. Brilliant.
Andi shows. Still no party. Party was supposed to start when Andi showed up. Fine. Waiting...
13 people are supposed to come. 13 people in this tiny 2 room apartment?
Yes.
Fine. We chill out and wait for my sister and some people to show. They do.
4 hours later.
The party gets started. 3 bongs, 2 joins, 20 beers, two bottles of Vodka, one sound system linked to a laptop, and Red Bull.
But no one is showing. Fine, I'll call my people then. I came for a party goddamnit.
3 hours later the party properly gets moving.
I start to realize that I'm the center of attention. WTF?!
Oh yeah, I just finally got together all my friends at once...I've officially accidentally hijacked a going away party.
Fuck. Andi's pissed and in the other room with the Arab dudes. And every chick in this room but my sister (and one guy) are focusing all their attention on me. Note to self: STOP SMOKING POT. Shit.
Okay, what to do? Hmm, do I appologize now and end the party or enjoy the massive amount of playing that I'm doing. I wonder.
Option explicit: Try to flirt with every chick in this room and get away with it.
One problem: Nyissrin. She's still pissed that I went home with the other chick 9 months ago...and DAMN would I like to go home with her now.
Alright well, you can't win this all...Let the mind games begin.
------Fade to next morning------
Sara?
Yeah?
Did I piss off Andi last night?
Yeah.
Bad?
No. It was Nyissrin who she was really pissed at.
Good; I embarassed the hell out of myself.
Why?
Cause there were so many people there I know and Nivi is really fucking smart and he probably caught every little stupid thing I did all night.
Dude, lighten up. You were the life of the party.
I hate it when I hear that.
P.S. I'm thinking of getting 'Thank you' tatooed to my right theigh and 'Come again' tatooed to my left. What do you say?
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about the tats...hmm.. u are soemthing else4.. tehy sound cool.. go for it!
and yes, u cant rape the willing...u got me there!