I took a shit on a fly today.
I captured him in my bathroom
used a pair of scissors to slice
some of his guts out but the little fucker
still lived.
I felt sorry for him he looked like me.
Ugly and fat.
But he had to die for
disturbing
my
peace.
Dropped him gently into
the crapper.
I pulled the pants down
squatted
performed the ancient ritual.
It must have been quite strange
for this time the shit landed on him
not vice versa.
I guess life can be like that sometimes.
Rest In Piece of shit, Ugly Fat Fly.
I captured him in my bathroom
used a pair of scissors to slice
some of his guts out but the little fucker
still lived.
I felt sorry for him he looked like me.
Ugly and fat.
But he had to die for
disturbing
my
peace.
Dropped him gently into
the crapper.
I pulled the pants down
squatted
performed the ancient ritual.
It must have been quite strange
for this time the shit landed on him
not vice versa.
I guess life can be like that sometimes.
Rest In Piece of shit, Ugly Fat Fly.
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fatale:
glad you enjoyed my debut!
sigh_eternally: