Double fistin'.
Being ridiculous with my best frannn!
Slamming shots.
Guzzling Long Islands.
And groping people I don't even know.
But hey, I'm just a juggernaut.
And I wouldn't have it any other way.
Besides, I'd say it's a good night when you get to wake up to this:
So hellllls yeah to turning 21! Oh, and boo to name-stealers. Thanks to everyone who gave me a heads-up on that, but it's whatever. I think it's just rather distasteful and shows bad form, especially considering how much time I put into picking it out ... ya know, a year ago. But I'm 21 years old, and I learned a long time ago that sometimes people just do shitty things. So here's to being creative as fuck and having a whole slew of new names to choose from. Drink up, kiddos.
