Got up early to do my laundry. Figured I'd pre-wash most of it in the bathtub first, seeing as how it was covered in foodstuffs, mostly batter. Then I walked it all to the laundromat which was CLOSED for the first time ever. They were open fom 8am to 10pm on Thanksgiving Day, but they weren't open yesterday at noon. Fuckers. By the time I got home the ends of my pantlegs were frozen. Now I have a big bag of wet laundry.
So I got together with my pals and went bowling. Once I realized I'm a rotten bowler, I decided to just get really really drunk instead. Thank God I have the day off.
I did all my xmas shopping in about 45 minutes at the Meijers yesterday. But now I'm broke. I should probably tell the family that I'm not coming home.
So I got together with my pals and went bowling. Once I realized I'm a rotten bowler, I decided to just get really really drunk instead. Thank God I have the day off.
I did all my xmas shopping in about 45 minutes at the Meijers yesterday. But now I'm broke. I should probably tell the family that I'm not coming home.
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Okay, I need to fucking motivate to go to Whole Foods for a smoothie (hangover remedy extrordinaire), but I just want to lie here. Blaaaaaaaaaaaaah...