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Seriously, my phone is in pieces. I gotta get a new one, ucz I have like 1000 text messages a month. No one can get a hold of my cuz I doh't have a LAN line. I'm gonna have to do a gunchg o fshit today. Man.... I hreaiooy beat the shit outta my pghone. Itr's like in 15 pieces...... gu7h..... I hlope they can...
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ot os 8:17 in the am and I amk drjnmink. drunk. isn't fuin buy also I have mfcking live. I haVEN'T HAD SEX, IN ALMOST A YEAR. how is that fair???? IO deserve that, right???? jjst cuz I l;isten to vinyl doesbi mean tha tI an a loosoer. too stupid typing.n I likie stuff. No one likes me, if you asked me....

Also, I lke...
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God noe one lidkds me. From hereon out I am gopnne just type what I type ahd see what commes up. i et it's gonna be weird uz IO'mm derunk, 'ts gonna be funny even though bnavein't had sex in a year...;... if a girl said that kit would be blasthsemy, ut n'I an cuz I'mj a buy, how is thnat fair?????????? stpoupid orgasm,. do...
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FYI, I hate it when they give you the little container full of syrup instead of the BIG CONTAINER. I mean, C'mon....

How can I be awake AND drunk? It doesn't make sense...... also, I beat the shit outta my cell phone, so I can't text or call anyone. I'm gonna have to replace it later today, but it might be tricky cuz I got it through work. I hope they can, like, bypass the system & get me a phone with my same number & stuff....
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I've accidentally lost the entry I'm doing twice, so time to paraphrase. My friends suck, but so do I.

Here are some shows I've been to alone:
-The Constantines
-The Dismemberment Plan
-Low
-Clinic
-The Futureheads
-Pedro the Lion
-The Shins
-Kids in the Hall
-Idlewild
-The Soviettes
-The Unicorns

Fun city. Actually, if you don't have long breaks between sets, it's not so bad....
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Why is the Superbowl on Sunday? It really doesn't need to be... I mean, they took off 2 whole weeks before the game, why not move it up to Saturday so I can drink & eat & not feel like shit all day at work on Monday? You ask "Why don't you just not drink?", well shut the fuck up!

Finally some good shows coming...
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Let's see, what's new? Um..... man, not much. I had Swedish Pancakes for dinner yesterday, that was pretty cool. I also saw Napolean Dynamite. Thought it was ok, but wasn't really a "movie". Was more just a random bunch of crap with some pretty cool characters. Lots of memorable lines, that's for sure.

Tuesday's gonna be expensive. Too many good albums coming out. Meh, what...
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My life:

6:30 - Wake up
7:30 - Get to work
4:20 - Leave work
5:00 - Simpsons
5:30 - Malcom in the Middle
6:00 - Simpsons
6:30 - 8:00 - Friends
8 - 9 - Varioius
9:00 - Go to Bed
Repeat

Throw in masturbation & that's really about it.

Fuck Shit Hell

I'm abnormally excited for tonight SNL. Topher Grace is the host & I've got a weird fixation with him. I haven't even watched That 70's Show in like 5 years, but I still really like/respect him.... huh.

Why hasn't Zach Braff hosted SNL yet? You think he would have with the whole Scrubs & Garden State.... maybe later this year? That would be cool. He's...
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