There once was a boy who let his beard grow out because he hates shaving. His beard was full but the goatee grew in all blonde...like a hillbilly.
The boy grew tired of the beard being itchy and tickling his nose and chest. The boy plotted against the beard, the more itchy the beard became the more the boy knew...the beard must perish. One day enough was enough, the boy took up a razor and...
back to the baby face! It feels sooo much better and it looked like i killed a cat in the sink.
also for the lolz. I know im a hairy animal. @jadestoner @luciloser @shannonmarieann @jessaskittles @moxy @cripplethreat @medusaw