the following was brought to you by my new job. I wrote every last stinking word of it while getting paid. of course the other side of that coin is i'm probably doing irreparable harm to my brain through sleep deprivation. can you hear it... that .... it's my frontal lobes, crying out in agony, as they deflate and shrink to the sound of my reptile brain laughing his ass off.
anyhoo, here's what work had to offer you today.
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when i say i grew up in ca. that is intended to convey a fairly
comprehensive account of my geopolitical, racial, and religious
beliefs. In truth, i should be more careful, more specific to the
conversation. Not because saying im' from ca. is bad, or even because
it's not an accurate way to peripherally describe my tendancies, but
because many other stereotypes follow along behind. The population
centers of a given region tend to shape public opinion of said
region, and as such, SF Bay area tends to be the spotlight of leftist
liberal commie pinko thinking. Indeed, it's so egalitarian as to be
almost totally milquetoast. it's hard to say i'm from Northern Ca (I
hate "NorCal" almost as much as "frisco" btw, omg wtf
l4m3!!!1!!11oneone) and convey to people that in fact i could be more
hardcore then they are. In most cases people jade themselves
immediately.
so, duh, i sholdn't pigeon-hole myself unless it serves a specific
aim. Usually this sort of thing comes up in a conversation wherein it
would be ill-advised and unprofessional of me to express my deeper
opinions on most matters. My problem it seems, is a total lack of
canned answers for questions. I get a question, and immediately go
into thinking mode.
there i go thinking again, when wil i learn this is going to get me
ded some day. well, technically, i'll probably learn it right before
hand.
~~~
I'm getting more serious about some sort of trip soon. I ought to plan
on saving all my ca$h rather than fritter it away on useless mind
expanding experiencial "travel" but fuck it. I'll move when i'm able,
and it may be awhile before i can summon up enough to move
comfortably. in the meantime, i could seriously be n need of some
miles. meet some new people. See some of the states that aren't on the
banned list. Get teh fuck out of this weird country, and into some far
off land, just as wierd but with a language barrier. i feel the need
to spread my social influence into new arenas.
if all i have is my force of personality and half a good brain, i
might as well use it.
anyhoo, here's what work had to offer you today.
___
when i say i grew up in ca. that is intended to convey a fairly
comprehensive account of my geopolitical, racial, and religious
beliefs. In truth, i should be more careful, more specific to the
conversation. Not because saying im' from ca. is bad, or even because
it's not an accurate way to peripherally describe my tendancies, but
because many other stereotypes follow along behind. The population
centers of a given region tend to shape public opinion of said
region, and as such, SF Bay area tends to be the spotlight of leftist
liberal commie pinko thinking. Indeed, it's so egalitarian as to be
almost totally milquetoast. it's hard to say i'm from Northern Ca (I
hate "NorCal" almost as much as "frisco" btw, omg wtf
l4m3!!!1!!11oneone) and convey to people that in fact i could be more
hardcore then they are. In most cases people jade themselves
immediately.
so, duh, i sholdn't pigeon-hole myself unless it serves a specific
aim. Usually this sort of thing comes up in a conversation wherein it
would be ill-advised and unprofessional of me to express my deeper
opinions on most matters. My problem it seems, is a total lack of
canned answers for questions. I get a question, and immediately go
into thinking mode.
there i go thinking again, when wil i learn this is going to get me
ded some day. well, technically, i'll probably learn it right before
hand.
~~~
I'm getting more serious about some sort of trip soon. I ought to plan
on saving all my ca$h rather than fritter it away on useless mind
expanding experiencial "travel" but fuck it. I'll move when i'm able,
and it may be awhile before i can summon up enough to move
comfortably. in the meantime, i could seriously be n need of some
miles. meet some new people. See some of the states that aren't on the
banned list. Get teh fuck out of this weird country, and into some far
off land, just as wierd but with a language barrier. i feel the need
to spread my social influence into new arenas.
if all i have is my force of personality and half a good brain, i
might as well use it.
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i know what you mean about the cali assumptions. i've had people use this an an excuse to tell me every freaky thing about themselves. "you're from california, you understand." (um...acutally, no, i don't understand why there is a midget having anal sex with a dead hooker in your car.)
yes, yes, enlighten the rest of the country with your delicious angst. i feel ike i'm soaking in it.