yesterday was one of those days when I should have gone back to bed and hid from the world.
1. blew a tire on my blew car after hitting the curb at 2 miles and hour. My wonderful, caring girlfriend could only say "Well you fucked that one up then didnt you"
I then found out that another tire was flat and had to get two replacement tires. Sadly I had forgotten my wallet so she had to pay.
2.went shopping for my mams birthday gift once the car was fixed, but alas no wallet. lady had to pay again.
3. Travelled down to Southampton for a friends birthday and managed to get lost in some little country village while simultaneously getting water-melon down my new clean white t-shirt.
After finding my way to my destination then jumped on a train to head for the centre of town.
4. Running later for a surprise birthday meal I was the last to turn up. Even after the birthday boy to find that my Ex Ex Ex girlfriend, (the one that ripped my heart out and fed in to her retriever) and her wonderful new bloke was at the table. after about 15 minutes she announced how she and him were buying their new house/flat what ever together.
I don't think im too bitter about the while thing, didnt throw any food at them anyway.
5. The aforementioned meal was horrid and I had to pay twenty quid for the privilege. For the rest of the night I felt bloated and sick.
6. Every pub we went in was empty and crap. I tried my best to get drunk but being so bloated it just would happen.
I then went to back to my mates to check my Ebay, surf the SG website and drink more beer while listening to the new Pearl Jam CD.
Lets hope the rest of the weekend isnt a total wash out. It looks nice and sunny out side so I might find a nice pub to plonk myself in for a bit.
1. blew a tire on my blew car after hitting the curb at 2 miles and hour. My wonderful, caring girlfriend could only say "Well you fucked that one up then didnt you"
I then found out that another tire was flat and had to get two replacement tires. Sadly I had forgotten my wallet so she had to pay.
2.went shopping for my mams birthday gift once the car was fixed, but alas no wallet. lady had to pay again.
3. Travelled down to Southampton for a friends birthday and managed to get lost in some little country village while simultaneously getting water-melon down my new clean white t-shirt.
After finding my way to my destination then jumped on a train to head for the centre of town.
4. Running later for a surprise birthday meal I was the last to turn up. Even after the birthday boy to find that my Ex Ex Ex girlfriend, (the one that ripped my heart out and fed in to her retriever) and her wonderful new bloke was at the table. after about 15 minutes she announced how she and him were buying their new house/flat what ever together.
I don't think im too bitter about the while thing, didnt throw any food at them anyway.
5. The aforementioned meal was horrid and I had to pay twenty quid for the privilege. For the rest of the night I felt bloated and sick.
6. Every pub we went in was empty and crap. I tried my best to get drunk but being so bloated it just would happen.
I then went to back to my mates to check my Ebay, surf the SG website and drink more beer while listening to the new Pearl Jam CD.
Lets hope the rest of the weekend isnt a total wash out. It looks nice and sunny out side so I might find a nice pub to plonk myself in for a bit.
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I didnt think you could burst a tyre at 2 miles an hour- guess it depends on the angle. Cars can be annoyingly expensive sometimes- things always go wrong at once with mine!
Hope the rest of your weekend was better!
mmm sounds liek you had a bit of a shit weekend
hopefully this one is better