sickgirl78

we had a car show in town this weekend and it made me think of this....enjoy.


I'm so rockabilly I brush my teeth with my wirebrush after I cleaned my engine with it.....

I'm so rockabilly my cuffs have cuffs.

I'm so rockabilly I have withdrawls without my grease.

I'm so rockabilly when I moved to Mr. Rogers Neighborhood it became Mr. Rogers Hellbent Neighborhood.

I'm so rockabilly when my friends call me they say "Hey what are ya doin'?" And I say "Oh, ya know, I'm being a rockabilly."

I'm so rockabilly whenever I go to IN N OUT, I'm the coolest one there.

I'm so rockabilly I spraypaint my tires white cuz you can't have a rockabilly car without rockabilly whitewalls.

I'm so rockabilly I piss on trees next to a bathroom to show how rockabilly I am to that tree.

I'm so rockabilly I bought a $2,100 Gretch like Brian Setzer, now I need to learn to play it.

I'm so rockabilly my diapers had flames.

I'm so rockabilly my mom's tattooed.

I'm so rockabilly I have sparrow tattoos everywhere my muscles can move.

I'm so rockabilly in preschool I stabbed my teacher with a switchblade and then combed my hair.

I'm so rockabilly I chromed my baby shoes instead of bronzing them.

I'm so rockabilly I joined a car club with no car.

I'm so rockabilly I chopped and channeled my dad's 1995 Nissan Sentra.

I'm so rockabilly I got a teardrop tattoo like johnny Depp as Cry Baby.

I'm so rockabilly I ask my grandpa how I can be cool.

I'm so rockabilly I spray painted flames on an Amish buggie when I visited Pennsylvania.

I'm so rockabilly people ask me to autograph their pictures of Johnny Bravo.

I'm so rockabilly I carry my own dice just in case a game of rockabilly craps breakS out on my gang turf.

I'm so rockabilly every birthday cake I have has 16 candles.

I'm so rockabilly whenever I bag on someone and make them feel stupid I say "SO THERE, SQUARE!" and then they shut up due to my rockabillyness.

I'm so rockabilly when I get married, my tuxedo pants will have a 5 inch cuff.

I'm so rockabilly I know Big Sandy...well everyone knows Big Sandy.

I'm so rockabilly I have flames on my engineer boots.

I'm so rockabilly my dad cut my "ace" comb in half when I was a kid so I could comb my pomp to the full effect.

I'm so rockabilly I go as myself for Halloween.

I'm so rockabilly I wear my Dickies jacket in the summertime.