I keep seeing this comercial for the Wizzard of Oz. I got to thinking. I said to myself "Self, that wizzard is one cheap bastard!" Dont get me wrong, it is a great movie. it has midgets and monkeys. all things required for a great movie.
Let me explain: The Lion asked for courage. the wizzard gave him a mirror. not a nice expensive tricked out mirror, but a little cheap ass CVS bottom shelf behind the cotton balls mirror. The scarecrow asked for a brain. He got a goddamn piece of paper! I have a shit load of paper and I dont feel anysmarter! the tin man asked for a heart. The wizzard gave him a cheap ass watch. If I were him I would have tossed it at his midget ass and said "I said a heart not a Timex. cheap bastard" and dorthory got a pair of freaking hush puppies that he went ape shit over with a bedazzler. I think that he blew his wad on that big ass screen and booming system to make himself seem bigger than he was. cheap ass.
Let me explain: The Lion asked for courage. the wizzard gave him a mirror. not a nice expensive tricked out mirror, but a little cheap ass CVS bottom shelf behind the cotton balls mirror. The scarecrow asked for a brain. He got a goddamn piece of paper! I have a shit load of paper and I dont feel anysmarter! the tin man asked for a heart. The wizzard gave him a cheap ass watch. If I were him I would have tossed it at his midget ass and said "I said a heart not a Timex. cheap bastard" and dorthory got a pair of freaking hush puppies that he went ape shit over with a bedazzler. I think that he blew his wad on that big ass screen and booming system to make himself seem bigger than he was. cheap ass.
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juliana:
Doesn't everyone want to be the Center of Lust Attention?
myeviltwin:
but at least the monkeys were flying monkeys!!!!!
