sick

Ears stayed on; if they hadn't I'd be hanging my head in shame.

I wash my hands before I cook, and while I'm cooking - ex: whenever I touch meat or eggs. I spent five years in food service, I definitely don't fuck around with that shit.

Oddly enough, I hate people watching me eat. I can't go to a restaraunt by myself because I feel like everyone is staring at me, waiting for some sauce to fall on my shirt.
You're not the only weirdo 'round these parts.