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Did I mention that I got hit on on Friday? By a guy. I'm standing there talking to friends, and some guy grabs my ass. I'm obviously surprised, but he makes out like he thought I was someone else. Later, some other guy approaches me and asks if his buddy can buy me a drink. I can only assume that the buddy is the same one who grabbed my ass.

I politely declined, as I am not a homosexual.

On reflection, I should have accepted the drink. Afterall, a free drink is a free drink.