there's lots of people that walk around with wigs downtown and where i work...not "cute...this is obviously a funky fresh pink wig" but a "this is obviously a bad wig i'm trying to pass for my real hair wig"....i just want to be evil and pull it off their heads and run away...eventually amassing a big collection and start a wig museum...then i think they might have cancer or something and i'd just be a meany... 
I had a good time too, we should do it again sometime.