I have been tagged by the lovely silverwolf and Tripster
Here we go with my 20 random facts
1. When I was born my Ma and Pa were so convinced I was going to be a boy they didnt give me a name because they hadnt thought about one so they flicked a coin. Geraldine or Georgina can you guess which one they chose?
2. After developing a rather huge red mole on my arm from when I was born I spent the first five years of my life in hospital having operations and therapy.
3. My first memories were the smell of antiseptic cleaner, the taste of pink blamonge and helium Mickey Mouse balloons.
4. I have no photos of my childhood apart from me on a weird merry-go-round in a Darlek thing crying my eyes out. I have no idea where this was taken, and I was sure my parents just put me in there for a laugh.
5. I was bullied at school cos I was covered in pressure bandage from various operations when I was a kid. I didnt care I didnt want to be friends with them anyway and it gave me more time to paint and draw. They havent changed and this makes me smile. I love my scars now.
6. I spent more time in the art department at school than any other lesson and used to hide in there when I had maths class, I could never understand maths and the teacher was a part time underwear model for catalogues I could never get that image out of my head!! It really was like the scene out of Alan Partridge
7. My Papa was once so ill at work he had to come home, he walked 20 mins to get to the car, drove home and got into bed figured he was really ill, drove to the hospital with Mama, was told if he had been any longer he would have died. My Pa said I thought I just had trapped wind!! He had in actual fact had a massive heart attack. He is the strongest man I know and he doesnt know it.
8. For years no one knew what I colour eyes I had, cos they change all the time They are the same as my Dads.
9 I used to be nearly double my body weight and my boobs used to weigh nearly a stone!!
10. I once had a cyst the size of an orange on my womb, once it was removed I lost 5 stone in as many weeks!!
11. I once lived across the road from John Malkovic, down the road from Bridgette Neilson and the Sultan of Bruneis son, went to the same doctors as Hugh Grant and dropped the kids off at the pool with Harry Enfield! I was a Nanny in Chelsea for a journalist when I was 16-18. The Journalist loved his cats more than he loved his kids.
12. I always walk out of jobs on a full moon. Not on purpose.
13. I was once pulled over by the police while riding my BMX on Oxford Road in Manchester. They asked me if I knew why they had pulled my over, I said no to which they told me I was showing a little bare behind! My saggy ass britches had slipped down showing my not so saggy ass! I was sooo embarrassed!
14. I have been immortalised in a doll. The freaky thing is, when my friend designed them she hadnt seen me in over a year when I went to see her for new year and she gave them to me the doll and myself were wearing the same clothes but everything was the other way round like I was wearing a purple vest top with a blue trim and the doll had on a blue vest top and a purple trim.
15. I am quietly mischievous, but you can trust me with your life.
16. I love and live simply, I am very easily pleased much to the dismay of my friends who stress so much over birthday and Christmas pressies when all I want is for them just to be there and be happy.
17. Apparently I am an amazing cuddler, I have been told they hold special properties and a great substitute for coffee.
18. I am a dreamy urban hippy and you can often find me sat on a rock or on a hill in the middle of nowhere stargazing. I believe that if there is a god we are living on them.
19. I am most at home playing with clay or on the dance floor.
20. One day I want to build my own house by the sea.
Hmmmm who to tag next - might be very very random!!
Shy xx
Here we go with my 20 random facts
1. When I was born my Ma and Pa were so convinced I was going to be a boy they didnt give me a name because they hadnt thought about one so they flicked a coin. Geraldine or Georgina can you guess which one they chose?
2. After developing a rather huge red mole on my arm from when I was born I spent the first five years of my life in hospital having operations and therapy.
3. My first memories were the smell of antiseptic cleaner, the taste of pink blamonge and helium Mickey Mouse balloons.
4. I have no photos of my childhood apart from me on a weird merry-go-round in a Darlek thing crying my eyes out. I have no idea where this was taken, and I was sure my parents just put me in there for a laugh.
5. I was bullied at school cos I was covered in pressure bandage from various operations when I was a kid. I didnt care I didnt want to be friends with them anyway and it gave me more time to paint and draw. They havent changed and this makes me smile. I love my scars now.
6. I spent more time in the art department at school than any other lesson and used to hide in there when I had maths class, I could never understand maths and the teacher was a part time underwear model for catalogues I could never get that image out of my head!! It really was like the scene out of Alan Partridge
7. My Papa was once so ill at work he had to come home, he walked 20 mins to get to the car, drove home and got into bed figured he was really ill, drove to the hospital with Mama, was told if he had been any longer he would have died. My Pa said I thought I just had trapped wind!! He had in actual fact had a massive heart attack. He is the strongest man I know and he doesnt know it.
8. For years no one knew what I colour eyes I had, cos they change all the time They are the same as my Dads.
9 I used to be nearly double my body weight and my boobs used to weigh nearly a stone!!
10. I once had a cyst the size of an orange on my womb, once it was removed I lost 5 stone in as many weeks!!
11. I once lived across the road from John Malkovic, down the road from Bridgette Neilson and the Sultan of Bruneis son, went to the same doctors as Hugh Grant and dropped the kids off at the pool with Harry Enfield! I was a Nanny in Chelsea for a journalist when I was 16-18. The Journalist loved his cats more than he loved his kids.
12. I always walk out of jobs on a full moon. Not on purpose.
13. I was once pulled over by the police while riding my BMX on Oxford Road in Manchester. They asked me if I knew why they had pulled my over, I said no to which they told me I was showing a little bare behind! My saggy ass britches had slipped down showing my not so saggy ass! I was sooo embarrassed!
14. I have been immortalised in a doll. The freaky thing is, when my friend designed them she hadnt seen me in over a year when I went to see her for new year and she gave them to me the doll and myself were wearing the same clothes but everything was the other way round like I was wearing a purple vest top with a blue trim and the doll had on a blue vest top and a purple trim.
15. I am quietly mischievous, but you can trust me with your life.
16. I love and live simply, I am very easily pleased much to the dismay of my friends who stress so much over birthday and Christmas pressies when all I want is for them just to be there and be happy.
17. Apparently I am an amazing cuddler, I have been told they hold special properties and a great substitute for coffee.
18. I am a dreamy urban hippy and you can often find me sat on a rock or on a hill in the middle of nowhere stargazing. I believe that if there is a god we are living on them.
19. I am most at home playing with clay or on the dance floor.
20. One day I want to build my own house by the sea.
Hmmmm who to tag next - might be very very random!!
Shy xx
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If all goes well you are coming to visit me in it some day.
That is all.
Thanks for the giggles, baby
Mxxxx