I feel like makin' some art!
Of course, that means I feel like cooking for someone. I haven't cooked in ages and I need to stretch my cooking muscles. I want someone to let me into their kitchen and just watch me go nuts in there.
I have so many ideas to test, yet can't think of any of my close friends/family who wouldn't take...
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Of course, that means I feel like cooking for someone. I haven't cooked in ages and I need to stretch my cooking muscles. I want someone to let me into their kitchen and just watch me go nuts in there.
I have so many ideas to test, yet can't think of any of my close friends/family who wouldn't take...
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lior:
I know the nervous ramble too well, I used to do it as well.
gaylordy:
Blubb blubb.... *mermaid is swimming by your profile* blubb blubb 
Argh, I feel like doing something. I'm going stir crazy in my lair. I HAD been saving to go overseas. Anywhere, as long as it was away. But medical bills, surprise repairs and family staying with me has eaten a hefty, HEFTY chunk out of my cash savings. Down from $2000 to $35. That is a big ass chunk, really..
I am getting into a...
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I am getting into a...
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tez:
That's one cunt of a chunk 
shroom:
Yes, it is. My bank account is now critical.
Or, if you're referring to the desexxing of my cats, is it a chunk of a cunt?
Or, if you're referring to the desexxing of my cats, is it a chunk of a cunt?
Had an wierd, awkward reversal today.
Had a visit from my lovely old neighbour next door. She's like.. three thousand years old. (seventy, actually)
She comes in, I make her tea. At the time, I had my iTunes going full volumn from my computer. Luckily, it was in my classical folder. She commented that it was nice to see a young man like me listening...
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Had a visit from my lovely old neighbour next door. She's like.. three thousand years old. (seventy, actually)
She comes in, I make her tea. At the time, I had my iTunes going full volumn from my computer. Luckily, it was in my classical folder. She commented that it was nice to see a young man like me listening...
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zoos:
haha, this story made my day. :-)
velvetfaerie:
oh thats fucking cool
\m/
i lol'd
\m/
i lol'd
The cupcake theorum.
After much thought (I may have been stoned at the time), I realized that horror movies rely on a simple trick to scare the audiences.
SUDDEN APPEARANCE OF SOMETHING UNEXPECTED!
Scared yet? It was sudden...
So I had a discussion with my friend about how we could possibly make a horror movie with the strangest scare moments ever.
Let me set the...
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After much thought (I may have been stoned at the time), I realized that horror movies rely on a simple trick to scare the audiences.
SUDDEN APPEARANCE OF SOMETHING UNEXPECTED!
Scared yet? It was sudden...
So I had a discussion with my friend about how we could possibly make a horror movie with the strangest scare moments ever.
Let me set the...
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lior:
You've neglected an important detail here. What flavour is the cupcake? 
shroom:
Evil strawberry cupcakes.
Moral dilemma
I have spare money.
Do I
A) Save
B) Pay the cable bill
C) Get a new piercing
D) Get a new Tarantula
Someone tell me what to do, coz I want to abandon personal accountability
I have spare money.
Do I
A) Save
B) Pay the cable bill
C) Get a new piercing
D) Get a new Tarantula
Someone tell me what to do, coz I want to abandon personal accountability
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paisita:
Thank you......
valgal:
Hey I have my own moral dilemmas to deal with dude! Now this "accident" you speak of, does it somehow involve the 11 different types of cheesecake you claim to be able to make, if so I would like to see this....he did call me back, but still I'm intrigued.... and now slightly peckish 
I only just joined, but I feel like ranting, Boy howdy, do I love a good, hard rant.
I love the way a rant gets your juices flowing. The whole tide of emotion building in your body as you get more heated and worked up. The way a face flushes and twitches with barely containable excitment and emotion. When you can rant with someone and...
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I love the way a rant gets your juices flowing. The whole tide of emotion building in your body as you get more heated and worked up. The way a face flushes and twitches with barely containable excitment and emotion. When you can rant with someone and...
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tarion:
awwwwwww yay for ranting!! Do you feel any better now?
I have to admit the lack of intellect or possibly just interest in the greater things in life of the general population is a sad sad thing!
" the turtle". tsk tsk.
Definitely better of without that one
Sorry to hear about the writers block and the deli thing not working out
Keep at it. If you can write ever then I have the highest respect for you, cause I envy people who can.
I certainly couldnt do it.
I hope you dont mind if I add you as a friend. I enjoy reading good rants hehe
I have to admit the lack of intellect or possibly just interest in the greater things in life of the general population is a sad sad thing!
" the turtle". tsk tsk.
Definitely better of without that one
Sorry to hear about the writers block and the deli thing not working out
Keep at it. If you can write ever then I have the highest respect for you, cause I envy people who can.
I certainly couldnt do it.
I hope you dont mind if I add you as a friend. I enjoy reading good rants hehe
*shy wave* Gawsh.. y'all are so purdy.
Seriously. I never ever have anything to say here. Its like I get into it and boom, the brain has gone to the bathroom or something, leaving the pancreas of liver in charge. One whines about too much sugar, the other about too much booze. I can't win with my body parts. I often imagine them getting together...
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Seriously. I never ever have anything to say here. Its like I get into it and boom, the brain has gone to the bathroom or something, leaving the pancreas of liver in charge. One whines about too much sugar, the other about too much booze. I can't win with my body parts. I often imagine them getting together...
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toffee:
Welcome to SG, always good to have a few more aussies .
charity:
welcome honey x