THE JOB HUNT!
Silently the hunter stalked through the newspaper foliage, carefully camouflaged in his khaki's of desperation and carrying his mighty 12-guage resume with an oak finish stock. Ahead of him he spied all manner of jobs ripe for the picking. A herd of spritely fashion retail gazelle hopped across in front of him. But he wasn't interested in that... Lo, he did spy...
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Silently the hunter stalked through the newspaper foliage, carefully camouflaged in his khaki's of desperation and carrying his mighty 12-guage resume with an oak finish stock. Ahead of him he spied all manner of jobs ripe for the picking. A herd of spritely fashion retail gazelle hopped across in front of him. But he wasn't interested in that... Lo, he did spy...
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People suck. I WAS gonna have some friends over for a bit of shindiggery for my birthday, but so far I've encountered so many excuses as to why people can't come, I'm giving up.
I might just go see Terminator 4.
I might just go see Terminator 4.
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lior:
Happy Birthday 
lockeblade:
Sadly, I don't think I'll get any of those. Haha thanks bud.
Lock eyes from across the room
Down my drink while the rhythms boom
Take your hands, skip the names
No need here for the silly games
Make our way through the smoke and crowd
The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud
Move in close as the lasers fly
Our bodies touch and the angels cry
Leave this place go back to yours...
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Down my drink while the rhythms boom
Take your hands, skip the names
No need here for the silly games
Make our way through the smoke and crowd
The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud
Move in close as the lasers fly
Our bodies touch and the angels cry
Leave this place go back to yours...
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lior:
Yep, but at least I can eat seafood. I think I'd die if I couldn't eat it.
lior:
You know what that means?
We're awesome
We're awesome
I had a crappy dream that my seventeen year old dog died last night ;(
Stupid brain. I should stab it with a q-tip.
When I woke up, I hugged him for like.. four hours. I think he just wanted me to let him the fuck go.
Stupid brain. I should stab it with a q-tip.
When I woke up, I hugged him for like.. four hours. I think he just wanted me to let him the fuck go.
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amilie:
I do like the sounds of that bagel.
shottphotos:
Hey,
I know how we get attached to those furry mutts, I not too long ago had to let me 8 year old rotty go, very sad.
I don't think you should do the whole q tip thing though, htat could hurt.
Did you know your dreams are ways your sub conscious deals with your unresolved emotions and fears?
I know how we get attached to those furry mutts, I not too long ago had to let me 8 year old rotty go, very sad.
I don't think you should do the whole q tip thing though, htat could hurt.
Did you know your dreams are ways your sub conscious deals with your unresolved emotions and fears?
I feel compelled to tell you of the awesome burger I had.
Grilled chicken, mayo, tomato, Portugese hot sauce, cheese..
It was a good burger and from Red Rooster no less!
It was so good.. its the type of burger who would go out, grab a chick and fuck her in front of her mother whilst giving her the finger.
It was so good.. its...
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Grilled chicken, mayo, tomato, Portugese hot sauce, cheese..
It was a good burger and from Red Rooster no less!
It was so good.. its the type of burger who would go out, grab a chick and fuck her in front of her mother whilst giving her the finger.
It was so good.. its...
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shottphotos:
Red rooster is ok, but usually the burgers are so damn small that they barely rate a mouthfull!
reshizzle:
your fluffy white dog looks like my dog! my dog has the over/under bite thing too.
I suck.
Girls suck. (not in a good way, for me)
Social stuff sucks.
BAH!
SUCKS!
Long story, won't bore you with it.
Sucks.
Girls suck. (not in a good way, for me)
Social stuff sucks.
BAH!
SUCKS!
Long story, won't bore you with it.
Sucks.
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velvetfaerie:
i agree...
but might i add men suck too??
not you personally of course...
just my male
but might i add men suck too??
not you personally of course...
just my male
shottphotos:
Dude, it does all suck, but it sucks worse if you let it run you. Run it, next time something sucksx, think, Fuck it, chin up try something else. Soon you will be doing so much that you won't have time to contemplate the things that suck. Easy to say, hard to do, BUT it only gets better when you make it.
Gollum's song
Where once was light
Now darkness falls
Where once was love
Love is no more
Don't say goodbye
Don't say I didn't try
These tears we cry
Are falling rain
For all the lies you told us
The hurt, the blame!
And we will weep to be so alone
We are lost
We can never go home
So in the end
I'll be...
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Where once was light
Now darkness falls
Where once was love
Love is no more
Don't say goodbye
Don't say I didn't try
These tears we cry
Are falling rain
For all the lies you told us
The hurt, the blame!
And we will weep to be so alone
We are lost
We can never go home
So in the end
I'll be...
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nobodyherenow:
I always thought it was weird when dudes have dark hair with the red beard. It's like what? 
Just kidding
Just kidding
It's breastakaboobical, chestakamammical, pendular globular fun!
Fleshical orbulal, moundula, scoopula?
Right-o! That's the one!
Is it gluteal maximal, tushital crackular, bunular morning 'til night?
Well you're absotiglandular, fanny-fantastical, mastokafleshular right!
It's an arealogical autoerotical tubular boobular joy!
An exposular regional, batchical pouchular fun for girl and boy!
A litisimal dorsical, hung like a horsical, caliphyligical ball!
The most bunular funular!
Fruit of the loomular!
Frenchical...
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Fleshical orbulal, moundula, scoopula?
Right-o! That's the one!
Is it gluteal maximal, tushital crackular, bunular morning 'til night?
Well you're absotiglandular, fanny-fantastical, mastokafleshular right!
It's an arealogical autoerotical tubular boobular joy!
An exposular regional, batchical pouchular fun for girl and boy!
A litisimal dorsical, hung like a horsical, caliphyligical ball!
The most bunular funular!
Fruit of the loomular!
Frenchical...
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8bitbones:
my Stats
12 strength
15 dexterity
11 charisma
20 intelligence
17 wisdom
Magic items:
Vorpal keyboard +7
Null-entropy Mouse +4
Monitor of knock-back +3
Hands of fury +13
(20D bitches 20 D!)
12 strength
15 dexterity
11 charisma
20 intelligence
17 wisdom
Magic items:
Vorpal keyboard +7
Null-entropy Mouse +4
Monitor of knock-back +3
Hands of fury +13
(20D bitches 20 D!)
valgal:
Your a wise fellow Sir Shroom! I believe petty thuggery is always the answer, particularly to most of the dodgey situations I get myself into! Unfortunately I must disagree with one comment you have made and that is about making extra delicious treats and using them as bribes for cash... I take my pastry cooking/devouring very seriously and there is no way I'm being a lemon tart pimp! Don't worry I still think very fondly of you. 
Sadly, I'm relying on other people to relieve me of my misery.
I'm stuck in a constant cycle of doing the same shit, day in day out. I am a creature of habit and my habits are starting to piss me off. It feels like I'm living the same day over and over. I understand how Bill Murry felt in groundhog day. I get these...
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I'm stuck in a constant cycle of doing the same shit, day in day out. I am a creature of habit and my habits are starting to piss me off. It feels like I'm living the same day over and over. I understand how Bill Murry felt in groundhog day. I get these...
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lior:
Thanks 
8bitbones:
thanks for the well wishes even if you got i a little bit wrong, but both paz and i appreciate it!
Also fuck everyone say what you want and think about it later. No point in holding it all back, most people probably would not do you the Courtesy of holding back if they had something to say about you.
Also piss off the drugs! you dont need them
Cheers!
Also fuck everyone say what you want and think about it later. No point in holding it all back, most people probably would not do you the Courtesy of holding back if they had something to say about you.
Also piss off the drugs! you dont need them
Cheers!
Wow. I had possibly the worst horror-esque nightmare of my life.
I was in a house and it was the dead of night and silent as a tomb and I just had this really uneasy feeling.
I laid down on a bed in what was 'my' room and I don't know how long I was there for when this spectral head (I knew it was...
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I was in a house and it was the dead of night and silent as a tomb and I just had this really uneasy feeling.
I laid down on a bed in what was 'my' room and I don't know how long I was there for when this spectral head (I knew it was...
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lior:
Am not!!!
I don't mind little spider like that guy, but I cant stand huge ones. They didn't bother me when I lived on Tamboirne Mtn, but when I moved into Brisbane and stopped seeing massive ones I started to freak out over them
I don't mind little spider like that guy, but I cant stand huge ones. They didn't bother me when I lived on Tamboirne Mtn, but when I moved into Brisbane and stopped seeing massive ones I started to freak out over them
valgal:
Hello Mr Shroom! T'was lovely to hear from you! I am quite shit at the moment, how are you?? Intense dreams are crazy ay?? I had this one once where i had to climb up a cliff edge to get to a portal that would take me to another dimension...but the portal was like a pasta maker and i got sucked up and rolled through it and felt all flat and squishy...was very odd indeed and seemed so real. I think its just as well that I only remember most of my dreams for a maximum 3 minutes after I wake up otherwise I'd probably be mental now. Isn't it weird though that your brain can produce such random extreme and crazy thoughts??
good luck....
12 guage?....
You need a .44 magnum
That shit'll stay fucked up