NOT HAPPY!
Drunken soccer blows. Especially when you end up taking a sliding tackle to the COCK!
Like yours truly did.
FUCKING PAIN IN THE BALLS! Literally.
And to make it worse, imagine my shame asking a chemist for a anti bacterial/anti inflammatory cream that was dick friendly.
Worst still. I can't get sympathy without giggling.
Fuck you all!
I'd say suck my dick, but I'm in too much pain even for that!
Drunken soccer blows. Especially when you end up taking a sliding tackle to the COCK!
Like yours truly did.
FUCKING PAIN IN THE BALLS! Literally.
And to make it worse, imagine my shame asking a chemist for a anti bacterial/anti inflammatory cream that was dick friendly.
Worst still. I can't get sympathy without giggling.
Fuck you all!
I'd say suck my dick, but I'm in too much pain even for that!
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Hope you recover soon, I imagine that must be pretty damn painful.