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Singles awareness day makes me feel like shit.
I know it's a gimicky storemade holiday, but still.. would be nice to have something to do.

I'd go into great detail with some kind of epic whine, but I can't be fucked.

I figured it was time for a new 'blog'. I hate the word blog. It sounds filthy. Not the good kind of filthy, but like slang for taking a dump. Crass, I know.

Anywhooooo, everything is still as usual. I'm still alive.

ILU

Why did Michael Crichton die of cancer, but Stephanie Meyers is still alive and writing?

Life is not fair.

Ahh Christmas, that time of year when I break my bank account open and pour gifts into the mouths of the whining masses.

I've got most of my family done and still have to get something for my friends, yet I'm somewhat tempted to give them a big F.U (There's a story as to why, but mebbe I'll tell later) and spend money on myself....
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Badass soundtrack for a Badass movie.

PROJECT OSAKA!

I'm hoping to go To osaka in 2013. Just long enough to scrimp enough money to enjoy myself.
Anyone wanna come? :3

Either that or..

PROJECT SOMEWHERE IN THE U.S

I had an awesome little dream last night.

I was a bare chested, musclebound kilted warrior, fighting barbarians with my claymore and fucking hot tavern wenches. I would drink mead, eat massive haunches of undiscernable meat, fight, cuss and fuck and have a brilliant time doing it. I would slay dragons, ride destriers, live in a Boris Velejo picture.

Okay, so maybe I DIDN'T have...
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I love Kimbra :3

I'm gonna try to see her when she plays live here :3

My dog Bongo went in to the vet today to have his nuts removed..

Poor, poor bastard.

He's miserable, but fine. I think in his shoes/paws, I'd be the same.

Maybe a bit more suicidal.

Do so like this song.

So I got Gears of War 3, excellent game. Also got Dead island. Far from excellent. So vurry bored.. Anyone wanna do something?

Things I saw and did that made this week slightly more awesome.

I made apricot and Walnut scones.
I saw a man dressed as Darth Vader buying kitten formula in Coles.
I saw a man propose to a woman in a mexican restaurant, I heard her cry with happiness.
I saw my doctor who gave me good news.
I saw a noticeable improvement in my...
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Time for my quarterly bitch session.

Essentially the usual shit is happening, except I think my cat Keiko has cancer.

About three weeks ago we found a lump in her 'breast' and she had a bruised, swollen, pus-leaking nipple. (DELIGHTFUL!)
So on taking her to the vet, she was given a course of antiboitics and told that if it went down over the next fortnight...
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This song is so sweet.