Yeah! Micheal fuckin Moore! I managed to swing tix to his appearence here on campus last night. What a kick. I love that guy. He's so damn lovable, like some cuddly uncle guy.
"Uncle Mike! Uncle Mike's here! Did ya bring me something Uncle Mike?"
"Aww, c'mere you! Welll, I don't know... What's this I have here?"
"Gasp! Look, Ma! Look what Uncle Mike brought me! 'The guy who owns the computerized polling machines that will be used in the next election is one of George W's biggest supporters!'" Gosh, thanks, Uncle Mike!"
"Annnd what's this?"
"Ooh! 'The American general in charge of Iraq recently stated that he felt that this was a war between those who love Jesus and those who don't?' Wow!"
"Yep! Now gimme a hug, champ!"
"Hee hee! He's all squishy and soft! Thank you Uncle Mike!"
"Uncle Mike! Uncle Mike's here! Did ya bring me something Uncle Mike?"
"Aww, c'mere you! Welll, I don't know... What's this I have here?"
"Gasp! Look, Ma! Look what Uncle Mike brought me! 'The guy who owns the computerized polling machines that will be used in the next election is one of George W's biggest supporters!'" Gosh, thanks, Uncle Mike!"
"Annnd what's this?"
"Ooh! 'The American general in charge of Iraq recently stated that he felt that this was a war between those who love Jesus and those who don't?' Wow!"
"Yep! Now gimme a hug, champ!"
"Hee hee! He's all squishy and soft! Thank you Uncle Mike!"
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tarnish:
Woohooo, I'm a little nervous about them, hopefully you find a couple you can use. 
morgan:
I just watched the last ten minutes of "the big one" with michael moore for my soc class yesterday. now i must find it and rent it.