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Tuesday Apr 26, 2005

Apr 26, 2005
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DENTIST! As in, I just got a root canal (not root anal you pervs) (also, not anal rot). Normally the dentist office is akin to anal rot, but this time, I was on nitrous. A very pleasant experience indeed. Thanks to a benifits package at work, I don't even have to pay as much. Life is better than horrible.

Now, as a treat to myself, I'm going for a therapeutic massage (also a benifit). I figure, hey, I'm paying into this, so now I'm going to milk it for all it's worth. JUST TRY AND STOP ME!

I haven't been aroound here for a while. Car breakdowns, bike tuning, actually meeting real live girls, friends that don't have school anymore, work. All kinds of distractions keep me occupied. ACTUALLY MEETING REAL LIVE GIRLS! I'm interested, but I seemed to be getting the blow off (which isn't as pleasant as it sounds.) Although, it would appear that this was all due to her having the flu. The other day, she actually wanted to go for a ride on my motorbike. (That's always money in the bank.) She really enjoyed it, and even invited me in to see her apartment. (I know what you're all thinking, and yes, she does pay electrical on top of her rent)

Well, my face is all dumb, I mean numb (and stupid) so, I'm goingg to go now before people start making fun of my mongoloid lips.
atticstar:
theraputic massages are where it's all at!

you are making me laugh. i think that i should replace all my footwear with stylish kleenex boxes and start a new trend. verrrry sexy.

wink
Apr 29, 2005

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