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Wednesday Mar 09, 2005

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Today I begin my "Chronology of Pain: A discourse in the history of my relationships" series. It takes place in the "Testimonials" folder, because, after all who uses that thing anyways? Feel free to go check it out, and comment. Pictures and evidence are soon to follow, so keep checking back.

Tonight we begin with "Chapter 1: Sarah". Sarah will be the topic of numerous chapters, but this is her introduction. Stay tuned for "chapter 2: Boobies."

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atticstar:
the first girl i made out with was named sarah too.....
Mar 16, 2005
aster:
hey, thanks for the comments! sorry i took so long to respond...i'm not on here so much these days.

someone is making a painting of one of the pics from the cat casserole! i'm so flattered. it's the one of sheri with a river of cleavage, wearing a pair of yellow rubber gloves and holding the cat down on the floor.
Mar 19, 2005

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