My friend sent me an e-mail consisting of the following text. Seeing as how I don't really have anything to say right now, I will let it speak for itself. I find it very amusing.
"Last night I had a dream that I was taking care of a little girl. We were in a mall coffee shop which had no pies left, or any other food for that matter. Everyone in the coffee shop was very sad and hungry. The little girl began to cry. I wanted to calm her down, so I did what every good parent might've done. I carefully spread ketchup all over her face.
Jeremy "
"Last night I had a dream that I was taking care of a little girl. We were in a mall coffee shop which had no pies left, or any other food for that matter. Everyone in the coffee shop was very sad and hungry. The little girl began to cry. I wanted to calm her down, so I did what every good parent might've done. I carefully spread ketchup all over her face.
Jeremy "
the distressed look is in.. course..i'm not exactly furniture but a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do on cold wintery nights