Word of advice to anyone with more than 1/3 of a brain.
Do not see "SAW" heh... see-saw.
Worst. Movie. Ever.
I swear that the acting in this movie could not have been dumber. I mean, Danny Glover was the best actor in the whole thing, and I kept expecting him to say "I'm getting too old for this."
The premise is that two guys are locked in a dirty bathroom by a sloppy janitor who expects them to saw off their own feet and kill each other like a couple of bugs in a jar. I actually considered sawing off my own foot so that I wouldn't have to watch the rest of the movie. It probably would have been less painfull. Hell, watching all the "Lethal Weapon" movies in a row would have been less painfull than sitting through 2 hours of this garbage.
Dumbass characters making dumbass decisions in dumbass circumstances makes for a dumbass movie.
I also call bad cinematography on this movie, and bad soundtrack. Would people please stop trying to recreate the "Jacobs Ladder" head shake effects to hardcore rock music? It's not new or groundbreaking!
I mean, the only good thing about this movie was the poster I...uh...seen (I'll be damned if I'm going to use the word "Saw" ever again), where the girl is wearing some kind of crazy headgear and looking all frightened. The only thing the poster does is make you drop your guard and assume that the movie isn't a hydrogen peroxide enima. I guess I got fooled!
Now that my ass is burning from this movie, I feel it is my duty to warn people not to see it (except for the people I hate. Those people should go out and buy the DVD, and the soundtrack. And make sure you watch the low budget Fear Factory music video in the special features. It's a colon cleaning unto itself.)
I think that the worst part of this movie is the fact that it wasn't just a lone gunman working by himself to make a stupid movie. The worst part is that an entire committee decided that this was good, and shelled out millions of dollars to produce, film, edit, and package this movie so that I could waste everybodys precious time by making them read this bad review.
I give this movie negative infinity thumbs up.
Do not see "SAW" heh... see-saw.
Worst. Movie. Ever.
I swear that the acting in this movie could not have been dumber. I mean, Danny Glover was the best actor in the whole thing, and I kept expecting him to say "I'm getting too old for this."
The premise is that two guys are locked in a dirty bathroom by a sloppy janitor who expects them to saw off their own feet and kill each other like a couple of bugs in a jar. I actually considered sawing off my own foot so that I wouldn't have to watch the rest of the movie. It probably would have been less painfull. Hell, watching all the "Lethal Weapon" movies in a row would have been less painfull than sitting through 2 hours of this garbage.
Dumbass characters making dumbass decisions in dumbass circumstances makes for a dumbass movie.
I also call bad cinematography on this movie, and bad soundtrack. Would people please stop trying to recreate the "Jacobs Ladder" head shake effects to hardcore rock music? It's not new or groundbreaking!
I mean, the only good thing about this movie was the poster I...uh...seen (I'll be damned if I'm going to use the word "Saw" ever again), where the girl is wearing some kind of crazy headgear and looking all frightened. The only thing the poster does is make you drop your guard and assume that the movie isn't a hydrogen peroxide enima. I guess I got fooled!
Now that my ass is burning from this movie, I feel it is my duty to warn people not to see it (except for the people I hate. Those people should go out and buy the DVD, and the soundtrack. And make sure you watch the low budget Fear Factory music video in the special features. It's a colon cleaning unto itself.)
I think that the worst part of this movie is the fact that it wasn't just a lone gunman working by himself to make a stupid movie. The worst part is that an entire committee decided that this was good, and shelled out millions of dollars to produce, film, edit, and package this movie so that I could waste everybodys precious time by making them read this bad review.
I give this movie negative infinity thumbs up.
i keep meaning to post some new ones but i never really get around to it.
yeah, me too, for the sake of my sanity, lol.