Oh my.
My one friend, with whom I once took swing dancing lessons, recently talked me into taking mambo lessons. In a moment of weakness, I justified it by thinking, "Ok, there may be some cool girls there, and since you switch partners all the time, I might meet someone...
WRONG!
It seems to be that only really old people want to learn to dance around here. What a gong show! The first lady I had to dance with would close her eyes every time I spun her. She was all over the map, I thought she was going to turf it. I contemplated giving her a little push, but I didn't.
The second lady I got stuck with, wouldn't even move. she just stood there staring blankly at me and shuffled her feet a little bit. For the first couple of minutes I thought she was mentally handicapped, and had no actual perception of her surroundings. I figured somebody had dragged her out there and she had no idea of what was going on.
Add to all this, the fact that we are only learning really basic shit. Over the course of the whole... uh course, we only learn a basic step and a couple of spins. Great, this should keep me occupied for all of a minute.
There was one other girl there that was cute, but she was just there with a friend, and didn't participate much. After the thing was over, I noticed that they were standing around outside. I pulled up and asked if they needed a ride, and then realized that I was driving my creepy SUV (Stalker Utility Van) (An unmarked white 87' dodge minivan that used to be a work vehicle, and therefore has no rear seats, and rides high in the back due to heavy duty suspension for hauling heavy loads. Because of the no seats issue, I have a couch in the back, which only serves to add to the creepiness factor by exponential amounts.) I don't wonder why they turned me down. I suck.
My one friend, with whom I once took swing dancing lessons, recently talked me into taking mambo lessons. In a moment of weakness, I justified it by thinking, "Ok, there may be some cool girls there, and since you switch partners all the time, I might meet someone...
WRONG!
It seems to be that only really old people want to learn to dance around here. What a gong show! The first lady I had to dance with would close her eyes every time I spun her. She was all over the map, I thought she was going to turf it. I contemplated giving her a little push, but I didn't.
The second lady I got stuck with, wouldn't even move. she just stood there staring blankly at me and shuffled her feet a little bit. For the first couple of minutes I thought she was mentally handicapped, and had no actual perception of her surroundings. I figured somebody had dragged her out there and she had no idea of what was going on.
Add to all this, the fact that we are only learning really basic shit. Over the course of the whole... uh course, we only learn a basic step and a couple of spins. Great, this should keep me occupied for all of a minute.
There was one other girl there that was cute, but she was just there with a friend, and didn't participate much. After the thing was over, I noticed that they were standing around outside. I pulled up and asked if they needed a ride, and then realized that I was driving my creepy SUV (Stalker Utility Van) (An unmarked white 87' dodge minivan that used to be a work vehicle, and therefore has no rear seats, and rides high in the back due to heavy duty suspension for hauling heavy loads. Because of the no seats issue, I have a couch in the back, which only serves to add to the creepiness factor by exponential amounts.) I don't wonder why they turned me down. I suck.
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Just think, you may have not met any cute girls there, but think of all the girls that will want you after you shake you thing on the dance floor, with all your new moves!!
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