So you're saying I'm a big geek simply because I sit here typing on the computer while wearing all my snowboarding gear? I say to you that I am not such a geek because I am no longer wearing my goggles or mitts. The touque was a bit hot, so it's off also. My excuse is that I just got a new jacket, and I have to break it in. The selling point for me was the "french revolution" style collar. It also makes me look like a russion soldier, so, coupled with my cyborg-like, way too baggy pants, I feel like some ultra-cool cyborg-french revolution/russian robot. No one will know that I am actually a BIG LOSER!
Ok. Weird things are happening. The planets are aligning themselves, and also, some kind of conspiricy is afoot. Over the course of the summer, there were three girls I was kind of interested in. (Actually, there were probably a lot more, and there still are.) But there were 3 options to me that looked viable in a way that I would actually be able to see something come out of it.
objective 1- The girl at Safeway. Ok. Yes, I'm a big loser for considering asking a girl out at the checkout counter. My defence for said allegations of my losership is that, she started talking to me. I ended up going through her checkout line a few times, and she was always talkative and nice, and we had a few good conversations. So I started purposely going through her lane. It got to the point that she would say hi to me even if I wasn't in her checkout line.
My roomate always made fun of me for "Stalking" her, cause even after we moved, and no longer lived near "her" safeway, I would drive the extra distance to buy my groceries from her.
It was one day at work, when I had to go do a service call at a house downtown, and as I was fixing some bunged up electrical wires, she walked in. I was working at her house! What were the chances? I talked to her a bit, and we joked around and stuff, and I found out that she was planning to go travelling in Austrailia, and also stopping off in Japan. I had lived in Japan for 1/2 a year, and so I planned that the next time I saw her, I would mention that I could hook her up with a place to stay. (Which is true. I'm not a liar. I'm a geek and a stalker apparently, but not a liar.) However, I have not seen her since. She may already be gone.
Objective 2- My cousins friend that I met at my other cousins wedding this summer. We hung out a bit and she seemed cool, and seemed to be flirting with me in the pool. (but I'm an idiot and I can never tell.) She lives in Winnipeg, and I never really thought anything about it until my dad informed me that he found out from my uncle that "My cousins friend likes me." and apparently she was planning on coming down with them this summer to visit, but because of work, they didn't come, so obviously she didn't either. They may end up coming for new years, and if they do, she might come too. The deciding factor is that she is leaving for AUSTRALIA in early January, and so that might conflict. Ok. That's a little weird.
Objective 3- My best friend Greg informes me that there is some diabolical plan by his parents and his aunt and uncle to hook me up with his cousin. I don't know how comfotable I am with the whole "arranged blind date" thing, but he tells me that she is very cool, and I trust his judgement if in fact I trust anyones. I have been thinking about it, and even though she lives in Lethbridge, I imagine that this might be a possibility. I've heard good things about her, and the fact that she really likes video games means that there is a possibility that she is an even bigger geek than me, so that's a bonus.
This last weekend, Greg informes me of his new graphic design job that he didn't even want, but his cousin asked him to fill in for her while she is in... wait for it...
AUSTRALIA!?!
Ok. what the fuck? I'm chasing all the girls I like away to australia. I should just hold a contest.
DATE ME AND WIN AN ALL EXPENSES PAID TRIP TO AUSTRALIA!
My roomate already accuses me of running the "Female Relocation Program". The last two girls I have dated, I have helped move from here to Vancouver and from Vancouver to Lethbridge respectively, before we broke up. Maybe I should just buy a moving van or FedEX airplane or something and just go into business.
This is probably starting to sound like bitterness, but I really am not. I just think it's kind of funny that's all. Maybe these three girls will meet up in Australia and exchange stories about this creepy guy from Medicine Hat, and decide that they should warn the female world about me and how I sit at the computer in my snowboarding getup and post journal entries on a porn site. Great. My dating days are over.
Ok. Weird things are happening. The planets are aligning themselves, and also, some kind of conspiricy is afoot. Over the course of the summer, there were three girls I was kind of interested in. (Actually, there were probably a lot more, and there still are.) But there were 3 options to me that looked viable in a way that I would actually be able to see something come out of it.
objective 1- The girl at Safeway. Ok. Yes, I'm a big loser for considering asking a girl out at the checkout counter. My defence for said allegations of my losership is that, she started talking to me. I ended up going through her checkout line a few times, and she was always talkative and nice, and we had a few good conversations. So I started purposely going through her lane. It got to the point that she would say hi to me even if I wasn't in her checkout line.
My roomate always made fun of me for "Stalking" her, cause even after we moved, and no longer lived near "her" safeway, I would drive the extra distance to buy my groceries from her.
It was one day at work, when I had to go do a service call at a house downtown, and as I was fixing some bunged up electrical wires, she walked in. I was working at her house! What were the chances? I talked to her a bit, and we joked around and stuff, and I found out that she was planning to go travelling in Austrailia, and also stopping off in Japan. I had lived in Japan for 1/2 a year, and so I planned that the next time I saw her, I would mention that I could hook her up with a place to stay. (Which is true. I'm not a liar. I'm a geek and a stalker apparently, but not a liar.) However, I have not seen her since. She may already be gone.
Objective 2- My cousins friend that I met at my other cousins wedding this summer. We hung out a bit and she seemed cool, and seemed to be flirting with me in the pool. (but I'm an idiot and I can never tell.) She lives in Winnipeg, and I never really thought anything about it until my dad informed me that he found out from my uncle that "My cousins friend likes me." and apparently she was planning on coming down with them this summer to visit, but because of work, they didn't come, so obviously she didn't either. They may end up coming for new years, and if they do, she might come too. The deciding factor is that she is leaving for AUSTRALIA in early January, and so that might conflict. Ok. That's a little weird.
Objective 3- My best friend Greg informes me that there is some diabolical plan by his parents and his aunt and uncle to hook me up with his cousin. I don't know how comfotable I am with the whole "arranged blind date" thing, but he tells me that she is very cool, and I trust his judgement if in fact I trust anyones. I have been thinking about it, and even though she lives in Lethbridge, I imagine that this might be a possibility. I've heard good things about her, and the fact that she really likes video games means that there is a possibility that she is an even bigger geek than me, so that's a bonus.
This last weekend, Greg informes me of his new graphic design job that he didn't even want, but his cousin asked him to fill in for her while she is in... wait for it...
AUSTRALIA!?!
Ok. what the fuck? I'm chasing all the girls I like away to australia. I should just hold a contest.
DATE ME AND WIN AN ALL EXPENSES PAID TRIP TO AUSTRALIA!
My roomate already accuses me of running the "Female Relocation Program". The last two girls I have dated, I have helped move from here to Vancouver and from Vancouver to Lethbridge respectively, before we broke up. Maybe I should just buy a moving van or FedEX airplane or something and just go into business.
This is probably starting to sound like bitterness, but I really am not. I just think it's kind of funny that's all. Maybe these three girls will meet up in Australia and exchange stories about this creepy guy from Medicine Hat, and decide that they should warn the female world about me and how I sit at the computer in my snowboarding getup and post journal entries on a porn site. Great. My dating days are over.
I did snowboard for a few seasons. We would travel north, and drive around in the wilderness for free hills. just hanging out and have fun.
Maybe the situation with the girls is trying to tell you something. Maybe you should go to Australia. I am not saying that Canada doesnt want you anymore, we do (hey look at the big head, speaking for canada). But the situation is weird. Maybe the planets did all join together and said, hey lets confuse this guy. if i had the chance and the weird change of planets on my side i might try it out.
ya and football guy seems like he has some pretty good conversations. He laughs alot.
hopefuly i got this edit in before you had the chance to read it, cause being busted was slightly embarassing.
[Edited on Nov 30, 2004 6:45PM]