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So on holidays my little brother and I still exchange presents. He'll be 18 soon.

Well, I usually get him condoms because, well he's 17.

So, last weekend we were all talking and he says, " You don't want to hear this but I got to tell you because you always buy me condoms."

I'm thinking she's pregnant. Boy, was I wrong.

He continues to say, "I can't use any of those condoms"

So I replied, "Why are you allergic?"

He says, "No regular condoms are to small for me"

Then, he apologized and chuckled.

I had no idea what to say.