Notes taken during GE anthropology on Friday.
This class makes me want to punch myself in the face. I understand that it is an extremely low-level GE course, but that most certainly should not turn it into a seventh grade writing comp class.
I'm in college. Do I really need a handout on how to write a five-paragraph essay?
The answer, in case you wondered, is no.
I feel horribly bad for any of my fellow students sitting here who has trouble, at the age of 18, 19, or even 20, grasping the concept of writing a college level essay.
Actually, that's not true. You are an idiot, my friend, if you somehow graduated high school without paying enough attention to figure out how a paragraph works. Your college career is already over, so I'll take that tall iced coffee black, thanks.
The fact that I've been given over a month to write THREE PAGES. That, my friends, is disgusting. This is what I get for procrastinating.
So, this handout has five bullet points. I've been sitting here (reading The Poet, because this lecture blows) for twenty minutes, and we've just made it to point three. I'm happy to report that I've just learned that DOING RESEARCH will REVEAL FACTS about a given subject. Shocking.
This class makes me want to punch myself in the face. I understand that it is an extremely low-level GE course, but that most certainly should not turn it into a seventh grade writing comp class.
I'm in college. Do I really need a handout on how to write a five-paragraph essay?
The answer, in case you wondered, is no.
I feel horribly bad for any of my fellow students sitting here who has trouble, at the age of 18, 19, or even 20, grasping the concept of writing a college level essay.
Actually, that's not true. You are an idiot, my friend, if you somehow graduated high school without paying enough attention to figure out how a paragraph works. Your college career is already over, so I'll take that tall iced coffee black, thanks.
The fact that I've been given over a month to write THREE PAGES. That, my friends, is disgusting. This is what I get for procrastinating.
So, this handout has five bullet points. I've been sitting here (reading The Poet, because this lecture blows) for twenty minutes, and we've just made it to point three. I'm happy to report that I've just learned that DOING RESEARCH will REVEAL FACTS about a given subject. Shocking.
So, how have you been?